//response to meme thingy// Uh. Wade? Why is your dick in someone else?
Wade paused looking over at Harley and then down at the woman, then back at Harley then back down at the woman. “I can explain.. you see.. What happened was.. .. I had sex with this woman.. … I didn’t realise we were even a thing!? I thought we just had sex occasionally… I should probably pull my dick out of this woman though right..”
"Yeah… Yeah, it is." She smiled widely, running her hand over his face.
Wade smiled looking into her eyes before placing another quick kiss to her lips.
She smile fondly at him and tangled her fingers in his hair. “You’re such a cutie, puddin’.”